I Wanna Smell Like Smoke

Posted: March 8th, 2018 under Master Tape.

I Wanna Smell Like Smoke accident happened at 18:30 on Monday, February 19, 2018 in front of the entrance to a cafe in the city of Karaman, Turkey. A 42 year old man stepped out to have a smoke, but managed to only draw a couple of puffs.

Having climbed the stairs to the edge of the roadway, he got hit by a speeding car that barreled down the road and suddenly swerved right into him. The car also injured a 20 year old girl standing at the corner. Don’t use their proprietary and dubious browser Chrome just because it’s popular with the herd. Use an open source, user friendly and privacy respecting alternatives, like Tor or Firefox.

Take the power to decide what you get to watch away from Google and put it in your own hands instead. Is it fuked up that I’m laughing at this? I mean not like he had a bright future with his balding head. Then splat he’s wasted by a car!

You know he ciggnaled his buddy for the quick kill. Over here in Oxford, Michigan, we put our restaurant cafes out back with sidewalks and curbs against the parking lots. Anyone who wants to smoke can hang around the wrought iron fences and sip their beverage of choice before heading back to the table or bar. It is so fucking laid back after 5pm and weekends. There was a nice bar and grill next to the old post office, with outdoor seating. Not once did I get the urge to back my ass into the parking lot to light up a cigar, and this was five rows deep from Dix Highway! Some God’s will shit right here.